Author Archives: Kate Simmons

Me & My Gremlin – HILARIOUS!

From my (savant!) cousin, Robert Scott.

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Change of Tagline

Today I amended the tagline of Immortalist Manifesto from “If you were going to live forever…” and added “And especially if you’re not.” It has become abundantly clear to me lately that while taking a long view of life is … Continue reading

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I, Kate, Have Painted! (or, The End of Acrylics)

Well, it’s official. I hate acrylics. OK, I should qualify that. I don’t hate acrylics. I hate painting with acrylics. Other people can paint with them ’til they’re blue in the face, and more power to them. My friend Renee … Continue reading

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Dive In

Most recent album purchase: Jennifer Knapp’s Letting Go. Dive In is the first song on the album, and kind of describes how I’ve been feeling—and trying to live—lately. Careful what you say Careful who might hear Someone else inside the … Continue reading

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I am Number Four

Three are dead. I am number four. I’m not. But the seeming winnowing down of my social circle lately is making me feel that extinction is lurking in the shadows. Strangely, that’s not slowing me down. Actually, I feel energized. … Continue reading

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The Woman and the Hat

In my hometown, there are two families everyone knows. The Simmons family, who own the oldest lumber yard in town, and the Lind family, who own the only greenhouse in town. My dad owns one, my mom works at the … Continue reading

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The Driver Knows

My great-uncle died yesterday. He was my grandma’s brother, and even though his name was Jack, we called him Uncle Doc because of his profession. It’s been years since I saw him, and yet when I got married, his was … Continue reading

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Detox: Day 1

Today I had my last burst of coffee for a while. I’m not sure how long it’ll last, and my dear spouse says he’ll believe it when he sees it, but I’m giving up coffee. I’m going to give a … Continue reading

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The Weight Can Wait

It’s been a while since I posted. In the time that’s passed, Lucy and I have slimmed down a tad, then plateaued. But we’re OK with that. After a weigh-in at the doctor’s office this spring, I decided Jillian Michaels … Continue reading

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The Oil Spill: Jeers and Cheers

Jeers   Texas representative Joe Barton – for gargling BP’s billion-dollar balls. Barton is the biggest recipient of oil and gas industry campaign contributions in the House of Representatives, according to the nonpartisan Center for Responsive Politics. “[A] tragedy of … Continue reading

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