Arab Idol: Hissa Hilal on Million’s Poet

A very inspiring story on NPR: Hissa Hilal, a married mother of four in Saudi Arabia who is [hopefully] about to win Million’s Poet (think American Idol but with veils and hotter weather) with her highly political repertoire in Bedouin poetic style.

”I have seen evil in the eyes of fatwas: now the lawful and unlawful are confused,” she said in a poem. ”When I unveil the truth, a monster appears from his hiding place; barbaric in thinking and action, angry and blind; wearing death as a dress and covering it with a belt.”

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Our Deepest Fear

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.

–Marianne Williamson

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The Best Sympathy Card Ever

I recently applied and was rejected for a freelance copy editing gig by an organization that shall remain nameless (at least until I get rejected for another branch of their freelance offering–then the gloves are coming off!).

Feeling a tad, well, rejected, I drew extreme pleasure from my friend’s proclamation (“the curse”–our equivalent of a sympathy card) against them when I complained to her:

[Begin curse]

I curse them with smelly feet.

And allergies. May they become allergic to dirt, air and water! May Mother Earth spew them from her bosom.

May their favorite restaurant up the price by 50% on their favorite dish. May food taste of sawdust and rotting carcass.

May they get Bad Romance by Lady Gaga stuck in their heads for the next year.

May their $100 bills turn into $1 bills.

I curse them!

A life of misery awaits them, all because they are such stupid fuckers. They don’t know a genius editor when they see one. We must pity them, for they are sad souls.

[End curse]

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Great Unfinished Business

Yesterday, quoting a letter from the late Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) to President Obama, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said, “Passing health care is the great unfinished business of our country.” She added, “That is, until today.” (NPR.org).

Last summer President Obama kicked off a series of nationwide health care reform rallies with a visit to the Twin Cities. Granted, he was playing to the home team; the light rail could have been renamed the Obamamobile that sticky Saturday afternoon in Minneapolis.

I am not a nationalist. I damn near defected during the Bush administration. But I got choked up singing The Star-spangled Banner that afternoon in the Target Center, surrounded by doctors, nurses and concerned citizens who, like me, are worried for their generally healthy–paradoxically Republican–family members who are getting priced out of health coverage.

Standing at the podium in rolled-up shirtsleeves, Obama said: “I am not the first president to take on this issue. But I am determined to be the last.”

He said many other things, including clarifying statements disputing death panels and all the other ridiculous propaganda of big-business marionettes. But it was that single, electrifying statement that I retained. It was that statement that I repeated to my 24-year-old brother last week when he told me his wife had been denied coverage by yet another major insurer.

I’m sure this bill is flawed. I don’t expect perfection from my elected officials. What I do expect is a sincere step in the right direction. And so today, yet again, I’m glad for how I voted.

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What’s Wrong With What We Eat (Mark Bittman TED talk)

A semi-vegetarian, Mark Bittman accurately states: “There’s no way to treat animals well when you’re killing 10 billion of them a year.”

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Beware the Ides of March

Shakespeare was good for two things:

1) Hamlet;

2) Random quotes that become a lot more impressive when stripped of their theatrical context.

For instance, we quote the Merchant of Venice‘s “The quality of mercy is not strained” like its downright scriptural, overlooking the fact that the play in today’s context would be a love letter to antisemitism. The Taming of the Shew, despite the male-over-female moral of the story, apparently made Queen Elizabeth laugh her ass off on opening night.

Whatever.

Brilliant or not on the whole, Shakespeare is undeniably quotable. And after a straight seven days of gray skies and rain, I took the dogs out to yet another glowering sky and glowered back, “Beware the Ides of March.”

It’s March 13, and while we Minnesotans are past the winter of our discontent, this particular gentle rain can stop falling upon the place beneath any damn time.

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Side Roads of Minnesota

It’s March 2, my Weather Channel app promises a thaw, and cabin fever has officially set in.

My cabin fever has come in the form of an irresistible urge to get the hell out of Dodge. Alone. On two wheels.

So if you see a 125-cc blur of pink on side roads across Minnesota this spring, summer and fall — it’s me.

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HP Mini…something something something

For $195-and-change, I yesterday procured an HP Mini Atom … OK, I’m not sure where the name stops and the specs list begins.

Though I still have an Apple core (pun pun), I have to admit this netbook is the cutest little thing. And knowing exactly what I intend it for (word processing, surfing and blogging), I believe I’ve found the perfect tool for the task.

Part of its appeal is its streamlined nature, so as of yet I have nothing very profound to report. But the keyboard is manageable, the screen brightness is widely adjustable, and, while it is putting off a bit of warmth, it’s not enough to blister my knees, and it’s not humming or whirring.

Now to wait out the battery…

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The Hunt for the Best (Cheapest) Netbook

I waited for Apple. I waited a long time. And they came out with the Kotex of all netbook contenders.

Until the iTampon, Dell had been about three quarters of the way down my shopping shit list for created Della, a “feminine” version of the ubiquitous netbook (because apparently women don’t buy androgynous netbooks?).

I own a pink Genuine Buddy 125, so I’m not the butchest bitch on the block. But I bought the pink scooter because it was the scooter I wanted–and happened to be available in pink. I’m probably not going to pay extra for a feminized version of a netbook that, because it is a PC, won’t outlive its own warranty. However, and even more emphatically, I’m not going to pay an extra $300 for a glorified iPhone whose name reminds me incessantly that Apple must not have had a single woman in any of their focus groups.

All that said, here I am. In need of a portable way to blog and surf the Web. And preferably for about $200.

Enter the HP Mini Netbook from BestBuy’s Outlet Center at $239.99. (I found what I believe is the same netbook yesterday in-store for $214 on clearance.)

It’s disposable, and I recognize that.

And still.

$220-ish for a tool that will will perform 90% of my online tasks is not too bad, disposable or not. And there’s something very Zen about having exactly what you need and no more. No frills, no overlapping uses with what I already have (a Mac desktop and an iPhone).

And hell, maybe I’ll get a pink carrying case for it.

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